He IS cute. But they are a lot of work...
You have to feed him...
And burp him...
And keep him clean...
And make sure he gets rest...
And take him for walks...
And play with him...
And read him stories...
And there are some more difficult things too.
You'd have to change his diapers...
And take him to the doctor for check-ups and when he is sick...
And teach him to be brave and responsible and honest and obedient and trustworthy and caring and independent and determined and adventurous and to chew with his mouth closed and generous and thrifty and patriotic and active and valient and ...
Please? PPPLLLEEEAAASSSEEE!?!?!? Puuuuuulllllleeeeaaaase!
Okay. We can keep him.
